Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Lying My Ass Off

I was in the bathroom at a burrito place on Mission at 23rd. I was pissing in the urinal when a phone rang. The sound appeared to be coming from the adjacent stall. The guy in the stall answered the phone and said, "Honey, I told you not to call me at work...I'm working!" He came out, smiled and said, "I'm lying my ass off."
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